The Trade

From my friend Tim at Dostoy's Contemplations (which was btw my very first LINK!):

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These aren't pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-president Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine snaps to attention and says, "Nice trade, sir."