Sunday, April 16, 2006

Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


At Sunday, April 16, 2006 5:07:00 AM , Anonymous Theo said...

Gives a whole new perspective on the word "Bush," doesn't it?


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