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Whereas:

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress;

He has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit;

He has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population;

He has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe;

He has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment;

He has wantonly broken our treaty obligations;

He has condoned torture of prisoners;

He has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States;

He has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.



Therefore:
Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?